What If You Could Never Tell a Lie?

Alright, picture this: what if you could never tell a lie? Like, every single time someone asks you a question, you’re just spilling the honest truth, whether you like it or not. Imagine trying to keep a secret or even just giving a polite “yeah, of course that shirt looks great on you!” Nope, not happening. Instead, you’re stuck saying, “Uh…actually, that shade of green makes you look like a weird cucumber.” Brutal.

Now, let’s get real—this would make life so awkward. It’s like that “truth serum” thing in movies but for every waking moment of your life. You couldn’t even sugarcoat stuff.

Someone asks, “Hey, do you like my cooking?” and even if you wanted to just smile and nod, your mouth betrays you with a, “Honestly, it tastes like boiled socks.” Imagine the family dinners! 😛

Then there’s work. Boss asks, “So, how’s the project going?” and you have to say, “Well, I haven’t started yet because I spent the whole morning on YouTube and then took an extended lunch.”

Your career might go downhill faster than you can say “oops.” Or, when your coworker, who genuinely believes they’re hilarious, cracks one of their “jokes” for the millionth time, you’ll just blurt out, “Dude, nobody finds these funny. Like, nobody.” And boom, office tension level: maximum. AC, BC – LOL

But wait—

it could get worse.

Think about your friends and relationships. Omg, Your friend is all excited to show off their new partner and you’re like, “Actually, I don’t think they’re a good match for you.” Or if someone asks, “Do you think I talk too much?” and instead of the usual, “No, not at all,” you have to hit them with, “Yeah, actually, sometimes I just nod and tune out.” Yikes. Good luck keeping friends!

Honestly, even strangers would be a nightmare.

Some random person on the street says, “Hey, can you donate to this cause?” and you’d be forced to say, “Actually, no, I’m saving for a new phone.” And in a split second, they’re giving you the death stare while you’re wondering why you couldn’t just be like, “Sorry, I don’t have any change!”

On the flip side, there might be some perks. Like, no more getting stuck in unwanted plans! “Hey, wanna help me move this weekend?” “Nope, absolutely not. I’d rather binge-watch Netflix, thanks.” It’s brutally honest, but hey, saves you from carrying someone’s couch up four flights of stairs. Or if you’re at a restaurant, and the server asks, “How’s your meal?” and you can actually say, “Honestly? Kinda dry and lacking flavor.” (As long as you don’t mind a side of spit in your food the next time you visit, that is.)

And dating??? Forget it :P. You’d be doomed. Imagine someone asks, “What are you thinking about?” and instead of the classic, “Oh, just how nice it is to be with you,” you’d accidentally reveal,

“Actually, I’m thinking about what to order on my way home.” It’s game over. Good luck with that second date. Lol

Then there’s the whole issue of social media. Every time someone posts something you secretly think is ridiculous, you’d end up commenting with, “Actually, this post is cringe.” Or if someone posts yet another gym selfie, you’d be like, “Congrats, we get it, you lift weights.” You might go viral, but for all the wrong reasons.

But hey, maybe there’s an upside to this too. If everyone knew you couldn’t lie, they’d at least know that when you do give a compliment or say something nice, you really mean it. People would know they could rely on you for the truth, no sugarcoating, no fluff. You’d be like a human polygraph, trusted and maybe even respected for keeping it real.

Though, let’s be honest—life without lies?

It’d be a total rollercoaster. On one hand, you’d be the most authentic person around, but on the other, you’d probably be dodging angry looks, broken friendships, and family drama left and right. So yeah, maybe a few white lies here and there aren’t so bad after all, right?

What do you think? Would you survive in a world where honesty wasn’t optional?